this is how last night went for me....

  • Drunk Man: You're very prettyful
  • Me: Thank you....
  • Drunk Man: I'd Gorilla Fuck the shit outta you, make you regret half your life
  • Me: Oh, that's okay I'm good.
  • Drunk Man: KISS MY BEARD!
  • Me: No.
  • Drunk Man: How old are you?
  • Me: 18
  • Drunk Man:
  • Me:
  • Drunk Man: KISS MY BEARD!
  • Me: Shanna it's time to go.
  • I just laughed so hard I cried...again.
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