this is how last night went for me....
- Drunk Man: You're very prettyful
- Me: Thank you....
- Drunk Man: I'd Gorilla Fuck the shit outta you, make you regret half your life
- Me: Oh, that's okay I'm good.
- Drunk Man: KISS MY BEARD!
- Me: No.
- Drunk Man: How old are you?
- Me: 18
- Drunk Man:
- Me:
- Drunk Man: KISS MY BEARD!
- Me: Shanna it's time to go.
- I just laughed so hard I cried...again.