assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via provau)

worldschat:

You make me happy when skies are grey

(Source: plxs, via i-cant-tell-clean-jokes)

cptcasey:

And people freak me out
People make me scared
People make me so damn self-aware
My lungs aren't the way that they should be 
And I smoke more than a motherfucking chimney
I declare war on my body

(via i-cant-tell-clean-jokes)